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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Hint: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman…
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✨ An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Four men were in a boat on the lake Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Hint: Four men were in a boat on the lake…
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✨ Because they were all married and not single
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how many animals did moses take on the arc with him? how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?
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✨ none. noah went on the arc not moses
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How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark? How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
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✨ None, it was Noah
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I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I? I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
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✨ a snake
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If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside? If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
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✨ K9P (you'll get it eventually)
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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
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✨ Roosters don't lay eggs
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If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on? If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
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✨ Your fingers!
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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
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✨ Wet, duh!
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if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get? if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
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✨ the leaning tower of pizza
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There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
Hint: There is a frog…
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✨ He can't swim, he is dead
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Three robbers robbed a store Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
Hint: Three robbers robbed a store…
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✨ They robbed a clothing store; they changed clothes, not their ways
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What always goes to bed with shoes on? What always goes to bed with shoes on?
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✨ A Horse
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What can you catch but not throw? What can you catch but not throw?
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✨ A cold
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What do you serve that you can't eat? What do you serve that you can’t eat?
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✨ A tennis ball
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what has six legs but olny walks with 4? what has six legs but olny walks with 4?
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✨ a horse and his rider!
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what is perfect, pretty, and smart? what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
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✨ Anna!!!!
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What is the color of the vest's sleeves ? What is the color of the vest’s sleeves ? …
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✨ Vests don't have sleeves
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What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle? What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Hint: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his c…
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✨ One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock
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What kind of can never needs a can-opener? What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
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✨ A pelican!
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