Joke riddles are short, silly, and pun-heavy — the kind of thing that makes kids groan and giggle at the same time. Here are 20 clean, kid-safe joke riddles with answers.
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Hint: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman…
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Hint: Four men were in a boat on the lake…
how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
Hint: There is a frog…
Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
Hint: Three robbers robbed a store…
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
What can you catch but not throw?
Red and white stripes, a sugary hook, A minty crutch from the candy book. When Santa tripped and felt a pain, This sweet support he had to gain.
Hint: walking aid
What do you serve that you can’t eat?
Paul works in a shop full of cuts, With height and shoe size, no ifs or buts. But what he weighs is not in pounds, It’s his daily duty, what surrounds.
Hint: He passes pounds of something else.
Hint: You can buy me at a ballpark.
Three meanings in one, can you guess? A flightless bird, a fruit’s fuzzy dress. Also a people from islands afar, What three-in-one word carries this star?
Hint: three meanings
I’m long and crunchy, with stalks so thin, A pun on paychecks brings a grin. Dip me in peanut butter or just munch, I’m the veggie that sounds like a monthly bunch.
Hint: money homophone